I'm going to be making one of these weekly. They shall contain awesome, as well as random bits about the canon, typically things that are NCF.
Breaking News! The Total Immortal Stricken by Mystery Disease!
Not four days ago, your Commander Supreme was infected with some unknown disease, rendering him delirious and intolerable of the flaws of humanity.
The Anti-Total Rises in Strength!
As the Total Immortal grows weaker, the mysterious Anti-Total seems to be growing more powerful.
Spickledums Sighted in the Pincer!
The thought to be extinct spickledums have been sighted deep within the Pincer. Bavrok the Caveman has began his walk across the Great Ocean to finish them off.