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Mr tardir by wolfantom-d4f4i7m

How Tardir used to appear before he looked completely like an emo

Tardir

Race:

Norwegian/Time Lord

Age:

That much that noone knows

Gender:

Male

Aliases:

None

Status:

Banner of Canon Breakers and Twats

Equipment:

Modaxe, Table

Tardir is the 3rd member of the Council of Admins, and wields a Modaxe. He speaks with a bad Scottish accent and looks emo, though claims that he just likes his hair black and long. He also dresses in black only, and plays guitar very badly.

History

Appearance

Personality

Equipment

Armour

Black Psychic Hoodie

Prevents Females from reading his mind. Also enhances his ability to overthink stuff.

TARDIP

Tardir wields his TARDIP, AKA Time And Relative Dimensions In Pants, to travel in time. Using it, he has several times went back in time to see where he went wrong when trying to get a girlfriend, of which we all know is never gonna happen.

Magic Glasses of Sight

Lets Tardir see ghosts and invisible things. Also helps him with his bad eye-sight.

Weaponry

Reneaxe

After having his Modaxe taken from him, Tardir decided to go renegade until he got adiminstrative powers, and he made the Reneaxe, of which is an axe very similar to the Modaxe, just better and with more powers of awesome.

Modaxe

Tardir once wielded the Modaxe, but it now resides in the Shrine of Admin Relics

Table

As a regular Sogning, Tardir uses a Table to eliminate foes who pee in a fjord.

Misc.

Andrew

Tardir rides his giant, winged, flying and fire breathing Lynx steed, Andrew, into battle. Whenever Tardir decides not to walk to somewhere like a depressed loser, he rides his steed to there. When creating Andrew, Tardir decided using a Lynx to start with. When making it, he just took a Dragon and an Eagle and shoved them into the Lynx and hoped for the best results. The result was Andrew. Tardir was happy with the result, though he does not like his hair to be lighted on fire several times.

Abilities

Regeneration

Tardir's most notable ability. One day he watched way too much Doctor Awesome, and he wanted to be able to regenerate, so he went to his genetic lab in his basement, and performed crude genetic mutation on himelf, and he hoped for the best. Luckily for him(And sadly for us), he got regenerative abilities. So he can be near death and make himself a new person.

Rage

Tardir has a very prominent ability to rage beyond his own good. In the late stages of a rage, Tardir becomes a whiny sore and emo loser, and thinks thoughts only emos would think of thinking, like listening commiting suicide or listening to Tokio Hotel(But is there a differance, really?).

Guitar Suckage

Due to Tardir's horrible attempts to play guitar, he has managed to make himself a weapon, because he plays so badly that he kills people with how much he sucks at playing guitar.

Nerd Powah

As a nerd, Tardir is able to summon a few powers from his nerdy obsessions, to the great annoyance of the Total Immortal

Quotes

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